Google Wisdom

As of 5:13 Pacific time on Sunday June 15th, 2008:

The number of results on google was:

28,300,000 for meaning of life

605,000,000 for reason
1,480,000,000 for why?
1,760,000,000 for art
2,380,000,000 for love

69,200,000 for stanford
1,030,000 for stupid web searches
265,000 for reasonable bananas
149,000 for mohawked monkeys
135,000 for toliet paper (9,470,000 for toilet paper)

470,000 for sitting at your laptop with nothing to do

2,870 for Urvashi Nagrani
257 for Urvi Nagrani
(= 3127 for me)

Using this scale:

Love is greater than all.
Art is second best.
Ask questions later.
Reason will follow.
Stanford is above the meaning of life.
Stupid web searches are more common than sitting at your laptop with nothing to do.
There are more reasonable bananas than mohawked monkeys.
Even “toliet paper” is noteworthy.
And I’m the most insignificant thing I’ve thought about today.